paleosteno:

one of my favorite simpsons quotes

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife)


sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

(Source: lifehackable.com)


Thank you for your cooperation. 

(Source: ironceo)


annabelclaiire:

Hypocrisy

This is too amazing not to reblog and it also makes me feel sick and ashamed to be a human

(Source: robemmy)


(Source: 2faceeee)


janellefajardo:

How did I not see this whole thing before? 

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